Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Love Sex Aur ?Dhokha?

hey guys wassup ?? i think we all are grown enough to talk about Love, Sex and the question marks on Dhokha. isnit ?? . now why all of a sudden am trying to write anything other then photography ?? well i always used to write but never used to publish.

NOTE : dude and babes if you cant take sarcastic comic relief or are not 18 yet then plz dont read further. it does contain obscene language and interpretations.

LOUVE !! dont you think it is over rated ? we all fall for people (for men) mostly its the cute chick next door or the girl who has got the biggest you know what i mean, some pseudo intellects go for the one who has got the sexiest glass in front of her eyes and can sit patiently to listen to his dumb fuck philosophies. men fall for chicks its obvious [am not talking about the intentions here, there can be N possibilities on WHY men fall for chicks]. and so do chicks fall for men, yes it does happen, though in current setup chicks never reveal that they have this you know what i mean in her heart for the stud next door. they fall for the tall, fair, big kashmiri guy with blue eyes who talks to her softly, or the rowdy rice plate around the corner who can make others shut the fuck up and drop her late at nights home [you see safety concerns] or as a matter of fact to have a someone she can call up anytime of day asking "kya 'hila' rahe ho" "kyun 'hila' rahe ho" "phone kahan ghusa ke baithe rehte ho" "mazaa to doston ke saath hi ata hai tumhe" or ask to get her THE medicines during THOSE days of her months. watever be the reason, once any of the other half has fallen he/she tries to get up and take him/her in bahon mein and if it goes well then voila "ISHAQ hua".

SEX !! you love, me love, lets make love :) see its simple two lovers sweating, spitting, exchanging bodily juices in the most funny postions is not SEX its LOUVE making. but ill use the biological term here and that is SEX. so once you have attained the hard earned title of lover and have published to the whole world by changing the relationship status of yours now in FB (previously in orkut), what next ? well if you have done this before then you know what it is and if you havnt done it before then you will definately want to know what it is this time (you dont want to miss it by a whisker this time unlike last time isnit ??). chicks give hints, take me out, when are we gonna marry, you know she does that to her BF, you know its like she is a bloody sex illeterate and you are her teacher. for men its easy, they will try to touch her THERE when his mouth is full of her tongue or talk dirty or double meaning stuffs to turn her on. its like a chuha billi ka khel for a while and then the moment comes when the LOUVE birds indulge into the experience.

?DHOKHA? !! this one is the question mark, LOUVE DONE, SEX DONE (a couple of times to utmost satisfaction). then comes the seriousness of LOUVE. the demands start looking not reasonable, the attitude bothers, the softness is just tad too soft, the friendliness is just too much to digest etc etc. he starts checking the chicks with bigger better you know what i mean and she starts checking the better understanding/ more compatible dumb fuck available around the corner, he can be anyone and most of the times its the crow sitting on top of tree keeping an eye on everything waiting for its own turn. and then it happens. one can compile a dictionary of words for this particular instance. wait it never stops here the crow was keeping an eye coz it fell in you know LOUVE.

if you find it disrespectfull or you know all sort of shits, i dont care.. get a life make it big or get a girl and do you know what i mean.

take care guys
tonmoy

1 comments:

vashybhoot said...

hmmmm ... well i guess people know it all, right from the standard 5, but they still do it ... and i guess u knew tht too ... but black in whyte attraaaaacts us ... or atleast some of us ... DONT LEAVE UR MARKS ... RIP ...